You dart towards the phone pick it up and with your arm shaking you slowly start to dial 9-1-1. The phone rings two times before the police officer says "911 emergency how may I help you".  You start to say my neighbor is drowning but you freeze and stare out the window seeing him going underwater while you hear faint screams of help. At the same time you hear the police say They're on their way. Three minutes later you look out the window and see police cruisers outside your door darting into the kids backyard and someone dives in and saves the kid. His parents get home and ask what the big commotion is. The police say your son saved this kid's life. His parents shriek in happieness.  The parents exclaim that tonight we are going out for ice cream to celebrate.

You get fat on ice cream.

or

You say no thank you.