When you're trying to find the flashlight you can't see anything. All of a sudden, Wham!! You hit your head on one of the cabinets. When your parents come home and find you just laying there, they think you're dead. The next day they have a funeral for you.  You remain buried 300,000,000 feet under ground where it's`all soggy, moist, and most important ,disgusting.

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