We step on the hard floor and it's all wet. My friend doesn't know so he falls on the slippery floor. Suddenly I turn around and I step in cat poo. It's all smushy. It spreads into a flat, smelly pancake as my bare foot sinks into the gross pile. I turn back around and I hit my head on the pipe. Then I fall to the ground. 

Get something to eat.

or

Try to go to sleep.