by David

"Being Held Ransom by an Idiot"

You're walking home from school with your best friends.  You reach their houses and say, "I've got to do my homework."  When you're walking, a car pulls up and stops in the grass right in front of you.  An absolute idiot jumps out of the window and grabs you by the legs and drags you into his car.

He says, "I'm gonna...  Zzzzzzzzzz."  He fell asleep while talking to you. You tap him on the head, and he wakes up in mid-sentence.  "Hold you ransom for $0.75."  The idiot locks the doors.  You're locked in...

You try to break the window to get out.

or
You slap the idiot in the head.